I’m one of those hardcore moms who never allowed the boys to play with squirt guns. They would find driftwood with some resemblance to weapons, and use imagination and creativity to make up games. That kind of play seemed alright, because their ‘guns’ didn’t look real. As they begged for mini rifles and plastic handguns from the dollar store, I would never give in. These authentic-looking weapons were just too close to reality. Our world has so much violence and it is horrifying. Our household video game selection was always the same. Their friends who played ‘rated’ games seemed too mature for their years, and always seemed to be the violent ones in the school yard. Unfortunately, the big issue for school-aged kids is that there was always a huge gap in age-appropriate gaming. Cool, vibrant games for kids and pre-teens are almost non-existant. Until now. Gaming superstar Nintendo hired directors Tsubasa Sakaguchi and Yusuke Amano to create a phenomenal experience that limits traditional violence while projecting a cool aura.

Splatoon Octo ValleyIn Splatoon, you choose a character called an Inkling. I adored that kids can choose from 7 skin tones, and then dress their inkling with a selection of headbands, shoes and t-shirts. The game’s main world lets you see and meet other Inklings. You can view their gear and stats, and doodles that players post to Miiverse (Nintendo’s social network) will randomly show up as in-game graffiti.

Splatoon WeaponsThe inkling characters can transform between human and squid forms, and hide or swim through coloured ink sprayed on surfaces using gun or brush-based weaponry. Players collect points that can be used to purchase new ‘weapons’ including both gun-type paint sprayers or even brushes and paint rollers.

Splatoon Turf WarsThere are two main modes – Hero mode and Turf Wars. In single-player ‘Hero’ mode, the Inkling combats the evil Octarians (octopi) by donning a Hero suit and wielding a weapon called a Hero shot. The storyline is that the Octarians built an underground world that is accessible via teleporters in Octo Valley, where the Inklings hang out. The Octarians have captured zapfish, which provide power to the city of Inkopolis. Inklings go underground to save the zapfish.

The online 4-on-4 multiplayer mode is called Turf Wars. Players can use their ink to try and “splatter” their opponents, which will send them back to their team’s respawn point whilst also providing a large splat of ink. In all modes, players can use the Wii U GamePad to view a map of the surroundings and instantly launch towards the location of another teammate, as well as use optional gyroscopic controls to assist with aiming.

Splatoon Parental ControlsUnlike other shooting games, Splatoon has no voice chat. According to Amano, “This is coming from personal experience. When I played online games, I didn’t like the negativity I got and people telling me ‘You’re crap. Go away’. So we wanted to focus on the positive aspects of online gaming.” In my view as a parent, this is truly wonderful! The parental controls are very appropriate and simple to set up as well.

Splatoon Amiibo FigurinesMy boys and I reviewed the game for Nintendo using a WiiU and we’re completely hooked! It took me a while to figure out how to play but they instantly knew what to do. My 7 year old son had to show me how to go down into drains to find zapfish. I just kept running around introducing myself to everyone. I thought even that was fun, but when I started paint splatting and collecting points I was blown away!


Splatoon from a Parent Perspective


  1. I’ve always been wary of allowing the kids to go online in games, but Nintendo alleviated my fears. Connecting to the internet gave me tons of parental controls, including verifying with a small charge of .50 on my credit card, a unique parental control password and email verification.
  2. Setting up a unique character and password for my sons was easy, and I was reminded not to divulge indentifying information for them.
  3. The colourful characters look rad and bad (I’m so cool!), and choosing clothes and weapons for them allows the boys to really individuate.
  4. The game has been helping my son read, as directions on the console tell you to look at the screen, and the terminology is very edgy so they both feel ‘cool’ and teenager-like: Deets, brah, stay fresh, bucko
  5. Amazing how it could be played in any language – even the advertising on the buildings is generic.
  6. With the inclusion of cuddlefish, zapfish and squids, my aspiring marine biologist son is in heaven.
  7. Lots of helpful hints on screen and on controller for the parents out there who peaked while playing Ms. Pac Man.
  8. I love how the ink is renewable – when it runs low you can turn into a squid and suck it up again.
  9. There’s lots of strategy involved when you try to find a key to open the vaults – you can hide behind walls, jump, attack from behind or become invisible.
  10. I love that the candy-coloured world looks nothing like our own world, and the splat guns look nothing like real guns.
  11. The kids are forced to using self-regulation to recharge and know when they will need to.
  12. The use of strategy is incredible when playing in turf wars – one player can send a team member ahead to create a path for the others or to prevent the opposing team from covering ground with more ink.
  13. You never die – if you get splatted you simply respawn.

Splatoon from a Kid’s Perspective

  1. I love splatting people
  2. That we can both play together.
  3. Getting the red balls gives us more points
  4. Turf Wars – because you get to cover the ground and you can use your coins to get different guns and rollers to paint.
  5. You can place the amiibo figurines on an area of the controller to put that character into the game. The game supports Splatoon amiibo toys including an Inkling Girl, an Inkling Boy and a straight-up Squid. Tapping one of these three toys into your Wii U gamepad unlocks a set of challenges that yield exclusive gear once you beat them.
  6. You go really fast as a squid and you can hide from enemies.
  7. Launchpads to jump buildings
  8. Levelling up in turf wars is really exciting.
  9. Earning coins to get new guns and paint rollers feels great.

In all, it’s a keeper, and certainly a game I will be recommending to all of the schoolyard bullies.

Disclosure: This post was sponsored by Nintendo of Canada. All opinions are my own.